my life feels like the new tab that I opened and then forgot what I was going to do with it
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
the feeling you get after turning in an online assignment is almost orgasmic
All I want for Christmas is for Adipose to be real.
Not just the creatures, I mean the fucking pill
like, why did the doctor get so fucking upset
it was basically a win-win situation, the human got the health benefits of weight loss and the Adipose got their babies
Like, I would love to have thirty little marshmallow babies made out of my flesh, yes please, thank
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
- jesus probably (via distraint)
I can’t sleep and my brain is being mean to me
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be